Midori

Fantastic!!!

Where will you be

Where will I be when I realize a new casino has opened in Las Vegas (omg!)?

Hopefully not floating comatose in a pool like those things in Minority Report.

Snuggling or snatching!?!!!

I don't understand -- if a stranger is touching your butt on the subway, probably whether they are trying to snuggle or snatch, it is a problem either way?

Or is this ad telling us to suspect our significant other of trying to pickpocket us when it seems they're just going in for a friendly subway pinch?